When people ask “What is Tumblr?”
This is the answer
(Source: , via sassy-gay-casey)
Instant Horse of the Day: From molten glass to horse in a matter of seconds. Must be seen to be believed.
literally my face the whole video
Andrew… I brought you your horse.
I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.
I am ~fashion~
and in that moment, I swear we were infinite
ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM
SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS
I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT