The only Zach~

When people ask “What is Tumblr?” This is the answer

When people ask “What is Tumblr?”

This is the answer

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beinghipsteristoomainstream: beinghipsteristoomainstream: I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for. I am ~fashion~ and in that moment, I swear we were infinite ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.

I am ~fashion~

and in that moment, I swear we were infinite


ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM

SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS

I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS

FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT

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